Act 2 Scene 1

(Enter Chief to a bunch of bodyguards moaning about their injuries)

Chief: This is a mess. First the most dangerous weapon on the planet is stolen and now the president has been kidnapped by the same guy who stole the T-2000. The world must not know that the president has been taken away.

Extra spy #1: It’s much too late for that

Chief: What do you mean it’s too late for that?

Extra spy #2: Ben just put it on his facebook status.

Chief: What?! (Turns to spy #3)

Extra spy #3: Actually I tweeted it... god

Chief: (Takes away cellphone and reads what it says) O..M..G.. the president has just been stolen.  L...O...L...J...K...J...K. What is this?!

Extra spy #4: It’s an LG 2011 premium plus touch screen smart phone!

Extra spy #3: Yea jeez everybody has one these days

Extra spy #2: Can’t go to work without it

Chief: That’s not what I meant; I mean, why would do that!?

Extra spy #1: How else would we share to other people whats going on in our lives?

Chief: You’re secret agents! You shouldn’t be sharing to other people whats going on in your lives. It’s supposed to be a secret! I don’t believe this.

Dime: (Enters) Chief, the world is going beserk over the kidnapping of the president. What are you going to do?

Chief: I have no idea what to do. We don’t even know who this guy is.

Samuel: (Enters with Blonde and Pepper) Yeah we do

Dime: But Samuel we’ve checked this guy out, he isn’t on our threat list. We have no record of him.

Samuel: Did you check records from 21 years ago?

Dime: No but...

Samuel: Exactly! Don’t you all see?! He is Dr Sinister, the one that I’ve been trying to warn you about for quite some time now.

Chief: How can you know for sure?

Blonde: Chief, with all due respect I think you’re going to have to follow Sam on this one. What choice we have. He is the only one who knows anything about this Dr Sinister. We’re going to have to trust him.

Pepper: I think you’re going to have to put a team together to find this Dr Sinister. It’s the only way.

Dime: They’re right Chief.  With Samuel Start’s information we can maybe find the president.

Chief: Alright. Agents assemble!

(All the extra bodyguard spies, Jen, Jill, Samuel, Blonde, and Pepper get into a formation standing straight with their hands behind their back)

Chief: In the thirty-one years I have run this agency...

Dime: Actually it would be thirty-three Chief

Chief: *Sigh* Thirty-three years I have run this agency I have never seen a disaster like this one.

Dime: Well it was pretty crazy when Mister Doom froze the...

Chief: NOT THE TIME DIME!

Dime: Sorry

Chief: As I was saying, we face the greatest threat I have ever seen to this day. A team must be assembled to combat this adversary and retrieve the president with the T-2000. To lead the team I call upon James Blonde.

Blonde: Will do Chief. (Steps to go with Chief)

Chief: Pepper, you also will be part of the team

Pepper: As always

Chief: Lastly, to guide the team, I call upon Samuel Start

Dime: Good job Samuel.

Samuel: YESSSSS!

Chief: Alright let’s not get too emotional here. I’m giving you a chance here Start. Don’t mess this up for me.

Samuel: I won’t.

Chief: That’s all agents. You can disassemble.

Jen: Hey we need to go too.

Jill: The president is our responsibility.

Chief: He was your responsibility, and then you let him get kidnapped.

Jen: He had ninjas!

Jill: Look you’re going to need all the help you can get.

Chief: Too many people and he’ll know we’re coming for him.

Jen: Listen mister, I may not know you the best but we are two of the most highly trained bodyguards in the world.

Jill: I think you’d better let us join the team.

Chief: Very well then. (Jen and Jill go with Samuel, Pepper, and Blonde) Alright you five shall...

Dexter: (from offstage) Wait!

Chief: Now what... (grumbling)

Dexter: (enters) I’m going with them.

Blonde: This mission is no place for a scientist.

Dexter: It should be if that scientist made the most dangerous weapon in the world and had it stolen. If they activate the T-2000 to destroy I’m your only chance to get it fixed.

Chief: He goes with the team.

Dexter: Thank you (Goes with the rest of the team)

Chief: Now Start, any Idea on where we can find this Dr Sinister?

Samuel: I don’t know where he is, but I do know how we can find him.

 (Blackout)

After/Before Intermission Dance Scene

(To do before or after intermission, preferably before)

Mr President comes in with Jen and Jill from stage right when suddenly Dr Sinister, Ninjas, and the T-2000 enter stage right also. Dr Sinister, Ninjas, and the T-2000 run past them onto stage left leaving Mr President behind bewildered. Dr Sinister and Ninjas recognize that it’s the president they just ran past and turn around all synchronized and look at the president with evil grins. Ninjas take their fighting stance. Jen and Jill take their fighting stance. Mr President shakes his head and motions hand so that extra presidential bodyguards come in as well. Dr Sinister slowly walks and then runs away with the T-2000. Ninja’s look in the direction Dr Sinister exited and then shake their heads. 

(Mission Impossible theme): Ninjas and Bodyguards dance fight and it ends with the president being taken away by the ninjas.

You can do this dance however you like. Have fun with the dancing fighting. It can be cheesy, it can be good, and it can be awful. If you just have fun with it will look hilarious. Song is optional and can be changed if you would like.