Dr Sinister: An evil mastermind who seems to have lost his touch being an evil mastermind.
Number 2: Loyal assistant to Dr Sinister
Number 3: Loyal assistant to Dr Sinister
Number 5: Loyal assistant to Dr Sinister
Ninja #1: Where did he go?
Ninja #2: Ok, Seriously where did he go?
Ninja #3: Is he hiding in like the... OH MY GOD he's hidden behind the lamp!!!!
Nicole Dime: Secretary of the agency. Has a thing for Samuel.
Samuel Start: An agent who feels like he has potential but he never gets his time to shine. Has a bit of a thing for Nicole.
Chief: The boss around the agency who is strict.
Morgan Dexter: Inventor of the T-2000 who is desperate to retrieve invention.
James Blonde: A smooth-talking, charming spy who never loses his cool.
Pepper: A woman spy with a temper
Jen: Bodyguard of the president
Jill: Bodyguard of the president
Mr President: In charge of the whole world basically
T-2000: A robot machine that could help the agency out forever, but could also destroy it if used with the wrong hands. Two personalities: aid, and destroy.
Number 4: An assistant who recently quit Dr Sinister's group of doom.
Extra Spies: (Dance scene)